Stephen Colbert Calls Wozniacki-McIlroy Breakup “Ultimate Performance Enhancer”

Comedy Central funnyman Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report dipped his toe into the world of sports reporting this week, examining the unlikely occurrence of both Rory McIlroy and ex-fiancee Caroline Wozniacki winning major sports titles on the same day.

Colbert, a self-proclaimed lover of celebrity power couples, dubbed the former pair as “McCorollary Winsocki” claimed that their breakup turned both players into championships, and used “found footage” that suggested that both astronaut Neil Armstrong and atomic bomb creator Dr. Robert Oppenheimer were similarly motivated by broken hearts.

Colbert’s entire segment can be viewed here.

 

 

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